What happens when you don't say a prayer before church ball?

You end up head butting a guy, giving both of you concussions and having to have your wife take you and your tiny baby in a blizzard to the ER to get 5 tiny stitches the night before Thanksgiving. Oh and don't forget you also will get your glasses broken.
Oh ya. It really happened-Nov. 24th. Life is hilarious sometimes.