The Real Reason We Don't Have Kids...

So most of the time, when people ask why we're holding off on bringing "little dorns" we tell them we would like to enjoy some time as a young married couple and have both of graduated before hand. As far as I know, that is a legitimate reason, not an excuse.
Here's a little secret- apparently that's a lie. Read the following conversation that is pretty much verbatim to our discussion last night to find out why we don't have kids.

C: Babe, everyone we know is having kids, why don't we?
S: We're too young
C: You're not young! Why don't we?
S: Me not ready.
C: Why?
S: Me little squire.
C: What?!
S: Me little squire. Me not ready to be big chief. (pounds chest)
C: Are you kidding me?
-pause...this is where i realize I have to speak Pochontas to him, or he'll ignore me--
C: You no big chief ever. Me big chief.
S: No! Me little squire. Baby come, me big chief.
C: When you be big chief?
S: When the sun falls to the earth
C: So we just wait until dark and we have baby?
S: (without acknowledging my comment) and the sky rotates around the sun many, many times.
C: Then you be big chief?
S: Then me no little squire. Me big chief. We make little squire.

And it went downhill from there. So, imagine Steven talking to me in Indian terms, complete with hand gestures and some form of sign language. There you go, ladies and gentlemen! The real reason we don't have kids: little squire isn't ready to be big chief haha.

PS Don't read anything into this.

Anniversary Trip

For our very FIRST anniversary, we decided to road trip to Las Vegas. We stayed in the Stratosphere. The strip was a dirty, filthy place. We liked the temple. It was cold, but we had fun. We ate our wedding cake at 12:01 AM on our anniversary. Steven rode the rides on top of the stratosphere and I thought I was going to be a widow.

New Years Eve

Remember how I promised to update on our life via blog about a month ago? Well, turns out I have an upper respiratory infection (thank you KinderCare Learning Center & rain) so there's no time like the present to fill in the last three months!

New Years Eve- we spent it chaperoning my bro, Jaden's first co-ed birthday party! His birthday is actually in November, but it's always overlooked, so we decided to throw a New Years Eve Bash. There were lots of 12-13 obnoxious boys and some super cute girls there. However, Steve & I were the best dressed in all the land!


By the way, kissing at midnight on New Years is WAY more fun when you're married...who knew?